Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.
I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.
At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.
this post is wild
I’m here for this.
Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
It’s so much better than you expect it to be.
THIS IS NOT OKAY.
this is not original, this is not funny. an INNOCENT PRE-TEEN GIRL accidentally sent a photo to a wrong number and is now being mocked and harassed by many tumblr users, because someone had the audacity to post her mobile number and ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO HARASS HER.
THIS IS NOT OKAY.
i texted the poor girl letting her know what’s going on. “oh my god thank you so much honestly it’s really freaking me out! i accidentally sent it to the wrong number and i’ve gotten weird texts from a lot of numbers”. and then, “i just want it taken down or something like it was a mistake and i’m getting upset about it”.
by sending anything to this SCARED, PRE-TEEN GIRL, you are frightening her. you are upsetting her. she did not deserve this shit, and i am completely and utterly disgusted in the people on this website who have taken part in this. the post is gaining notes at an extremely rapid pace, and this poor girl deserves none of this. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. THIS IS NOT A HARMLESS JOKE. YOU ARE FRIGHTENING HER. YOU ARE HARASSING HER.
please take time to email firstname.lastname@example.org, asking them to take the post down. give them the link to the original post and let them know that THIS IS NOT OKAY. the original link can be found here: (her number isn’t blurred here but for the love of god DO NOT SEND HER ANYTHING) http://spoopyscarytitans.tumblr.com/post/69332088172/so-this-random-girl-i-dont-know-sent-me-a-picture
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
yeah shit me too sign me up
cats that have faces like this with the colors split down the middle means that there were two cats in the mummy cats womb that merged together in the early stages of fertilization.
it’s actually called a chimera and is when 2 eggs fuse and 2 sperm fuse and then fertilise eachother to create an organism with 2 seperate sets of traits but we can make stuff up i guess
one of my friends in high school ate his twin in the womb.
I’d very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.